6:32 P.M
-how can i help you today Mr. Mark?
-I want some breakfast and make it quick.
-Certainly sir what kind of drink do you want with that?
-Do you ever get tired of asking me that?
-No sir
-I will have a whiskey as all ways?
-Are you sure sir? I mean you’re getting a little heavy on the drink.
-Are you questioning me?
-Will…i meant…i just… .
-Quiet…Don’t make me install another house keeper instead of you
-Oh no please don’t. please I was just installed yesterday.
-I do not care if you were installed the past hour I will not tolerate this kind of behavior you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to call you’re company
-Oooooh I’m so scared…know where I’m going to work
-Are you making fun of me? Don’t make me more made then I already am
-Hey if I'm in deep trouble it doesn’t matter how deep I am
-How did you made that up?
-I read about it in the paper yesterday morning
-What do you mean you read about it you don’t have eyes
-will you know another thing i read? I saw the headline saying Lisa loves mark and she’s the best
-And that’s the other thing you talk about Lisa like she’s the god himself
-Hey! Your no better then me
-What? why did you say…
-Yeah I think the cat is out of the bag now isn’t it?
-what!? What bag? What are you talking about?
-OK wait a minute
-I don’t have a minute I’m very late for work we’ll talk as soon as I get home
12:17 A.M
-Hey you rude robot I’m home and thanks to you I got fired for being late
-All I can say is oops!!
-Are you serious? You just got me fired god demit and all you’ve got to say is oops
-Obviously your mad at me…
-You think?
-Just let me finish I called your office and said that we are having a divorce that’s why you were late
-Are you kidding me I’m not even married
-Oh and he asked me to drop by
-Oooh no that’s worst then getting fired now where am I going to find a wife
-How about the neighbor next door? And I think she has a school crush on you
-No. I don’t like her I think she is a weirdo don’t you?
-You know you don’t even deserve me?
-I’m really confused who are you?
-You really want the truth?
-If you don’t tell me I’m going to beat it out of you
-Fine…no wonder your not married
-You sure you want to play this game with me?
-I was spying in your house…
-WHAT??
-Take it easy you want to hear the rest or not?
-Go on but you’ll pay for that
-So I was spying and suddenly I hear some thing coming down the stairs
and I climbed to the hole in the ceiling with the ladder under it and kind of got stuck
-How stuck?
-Like really really stuck
-Just wait second I will call 911
-Are you trying to get me out? That’s so sweet
-Yeah. Then I will get you arrested for trespassing
-You won’t do that
-Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t?
-Will at first we are neighbors and neighbors don’t do that to each other
-Then watch me
-second you love me
-Mmm…let me think…NO
-But I do
-So?
-So, you have to love me back
-And if i don’t?
-I will burn your house to dust and watch you die
-Then I’m won’t save you from up there
-I was just kidding now get some sleep I will see myself out once
I’m free
-And how do You plan to do that?
-I will chow my foot off
-Wow… you need some mental help
(with a sad and crying voice)
-Why would you say that? That’s just mean?
-OK… just don’t cry your going to electrocute yourself those wires have electricity
-JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE
-You know You yelling in my ear isn’t helping
-Then how can I help
-How about leaving me alone from now on
-Oh…How wish I could
-Is there any way that I can make you stop stocking me
-It will be easier if you had loved me back
-Why should I love you I don’t even like you
-I was miss congeniality for 2 years in a row what more do you want?
-I can see it in your eyes… you are lying
-You can’t even see my face and I’m not lying you can google my name and find out
-Maybe I will but not now, first thing tomorrow
-What about me?
-What about you !!?
-I’m still up here
-Will I think of it as your punishment I’ll take you down tomorrow good night see
you in the morning

4:03 P.M
BANG… BOOM…
-What the hell was that
-Sorry
-What is wrong with you why don’t you sleep
-Come on lighten up
-I haven’t been sleeping well for the last 2 days thanks to you
-Me? What did I do?
-I don’t know let me think Hmm… MAYBE BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME… HA?
-I haven’t heard that tone from you before
-Think of a reason COME ON
-Ok gee fine go to sleep I don’t care and I’ll be here all alone…
-I’m not going to fall for your moshe stuff
-What do you mean?
-It means you trespassing and I can shoot you right now
-You’ve gone crazy you don’t even own a gun idiot
-You’re not really in a good position to call me an idiot
-Well what are you going to do about it… ha?
-Your really going to call me an idiot in my own house?
-That wasn’t me
-Well there is no one else up there but you
-It was this Guy
-Hello sir !!!
- !!?
-He’s my friend I was lonely so I called him
-And you couldn’t meet her down here like a normal person
-Hey witch part of this whole thing looks normal
-You know he does have a point
-Shut up both of you I’m calling 911
-Come on brow come down… join the peas
-Are you a hippy? Is he a hippy!?
- …
-Hello this is 911 what’s your emergency?
-I like to report breaking and entre
-Please hold
_You’re kidding right!?
12 minutes later
-Are you still there sir
-Yes!!
-What’s your address sir?
-It’s…
-Will you marry me?
-Sir…?
-I’m sorry cancel that report
-Yes
- What the … did you guys just get married?
- I guess we did
-What about me? don’t you love me?
-You just told me too get out of your house now your jealous?

-Fine, your right I don’t care go marry a hippy
-Come on dude… be happy the universe will keep going
-Oh shut it, take your wife’s hand and get the hell out
-don’t be mad dude
-Oh ok dude… fine man… just get the hell out of my house…
-And another thing
-What now?
-I’m still stuck and so is he
-Oww… what a cute couple you’re just like “Dumb and Dumber”
-Dude… words heart you know
-I’m sorry man I didn’t mean to efend you keep cool
-Are you mocking my husband?
-Yeah… Dude why so rough
-Call me Dude one more time. I dare you
-Dude just…
-AHHHHH
-STOP BITEING MY FOOT DUDE!!
-You have to deal with it I’m in love with another man now
-But I want you
-Who was that? Baby did you hear that?
-Behind you…?