“Today, we are hosting the official youtube contest here in Japan!” I announced.

“The contestants are Felix, Shigeru, and Satoshi, and I will be the judge!” I continued.

As I explained the rules, the crowd got sick of waiting, so we started the competition earlier than expected. “Let the competition commence!”

Right off the bat, Felix was in the lead due to his insanely big fanbase. Shigeru was in 2nd place, and Satoshi was in last. As the competition continued, the 2 (Shigeru and Satoshi) were starting to learn English. When they announced that, there were many who offered help.

About a month later, Felix was still leading, Shigeru coming close, and Satoshi was left behind. During this time, there was a theory going around about someone who posted a comment that said “Play the snakes.” They said that it infects people and hypnotized them to play the snake game on youtube.

“Attention!” I shouted. People looked up from all around the area. “I have heard some rumors about the snake game on youtube. I am here to tell you that it is not true. I don't see how it could be possible, so I would not worry.” The citizens agreed, and we continued the competition.

Days were passing, and more and more of the subscribers were becoming inactive, so we started to investigate.

After a bit of investigation, I realized something. The snake game disease might be real! We rushed over to the podium to announce it before anybody else could catch the disease.“Attention!” I announced.
No one replied. Then that means........ everybody caught the disease!
We started to scroll through the comments, and we found a rather unusual one. Every comment would say “snake” But this one said “snake = fun day”. We were puzzled on this comment until Felix spoke up. “Maybe we have to have a fun day to cure it! Haha just kidding!” Everyone was laughing except for me.
“That's not a half-bad idea...”I thought.

After a bit, I made us consider it an antidote, but they thought it was stupid. We went to an amusement park, and we were starting to see people on the streets again. “It's working!”

After everybody was cured, we continued the competition. As expected, Felix won.
The final results were:
1st: Felix
2nd:Shigeru
3rd:Satoshi
It was a donkey day.