As the midnight breeze silently whispered through the window, I was falling deeper and deeper in to the different world that is my dreams. My gently wafting curtains, moving in a wave-like pattern, were the last thing I saw as my eyesight faded to black....
I sat up, questions darting around my mind. Where am I? Why was I sleeping in a field? Where are my pants? Why do I have a tiger for a hand? These questions slowly melted away as I got up and remembered. The only immediate answer I had was due to the sign that appeared in-front of me. RANDOM GRASSY PLAIN: POPULATION-YOU. Everything makes sense now, the walrus must be stopped. I unsheathed my dragon sword with my tiger and set off, flapping my powerful wings.
"BWAHAHA" the mighty walrus king laughed, "YOU CANNOT STOP ME NOW, THE DEATH RAY HAS ALREADY BEEN ACTIVATED!"
"We'll see about that!" I shouted as my shark hand thrashed about for a bit. I raised my free hand and fired lasers at the death ray while attacking King Walrus with the dragon sword. Then suddenly, his tusks detached and flew at me. My shield popped out from my helmet and deflected the tusks.
BOOM! The death ray exploded, shrapnel flying everywhere. "NO! MY DEATH RAY And my caps lock!" King Walrus shouted. "A piece of shrapnel lodged itself into his wings and he fell on top of his evil corporation, Evil Co. "You're done, King Walrus," I hovered my dragon sword above his head and thrust down. The deed was done, my pants were saved.
I opened my eyes, my white sheets were stained red. "What the h-" then I saw the bloody horse head in my bed. I got up as calmly as a person with a horse head in their bed could and opened my cell phone and hit one on my speed dial. "Hey, I know it might be a bit early, but it happened again."
"Okay bro, I'll be there in a sec."