Jax’s diary.
06-01-12
I just woke up from a lovely dream, because someone just broke into my room and turned the light
on. It does not make any sense. Maybe one of the big ones broke into my room. Which one was it? Oh, it was the unique one, I think. The one that grows long hair especially on top. I can’t understand it, it does not look cool. Anyway, that one lifted me up and kissed my face. I know that one love me, but, please, don’t rub your face in my face, because something on your face, which is fragrant but a little oily, gets on my face. Finally, this unique one let me free, so I went out of my room to check on my house. I don’t remember when I first came to this house, but these big ones were always here, and they are still here right now. They are creepy. They always put things on their body, and they always change these things everyday. You know what is even weirder? I pee anywhere in my house because it is my territory, and I want to warn any other dogs that the big ones might bring home. However, the big ones freak out every time. They shout at me! I just peed on the furry floor a few minutes ago, and another big one is shouting at me again. Big ones are definitely stupid; I did not do anything wrong. However, they are sometimes very kind and be good to me. They give me food when I am hungry. When I bark at them, they usually give me very yummy chicken! I am happy right now because I just got some chicken. The big ones are being good. This morning, I went out outside and a smaller one followed me. Suddenly, I saw a Frisbee flying in the sky. “Oh my God! I’d love to catch that!” I thought. Like I told you, the big ones are mostly stupid and weird, but, they are nice and know how to make me happy. I like them.

06-13-12

I feel so fresh now. From few days ago, my hair is so long like a hair of the big one who grows that on top. It is not cool, my long hair made me look like I am some kind of cat, not a dog. Also, the worst part was that my body was so itchy, that I kept scratched my body. I know that I cannot bathe and shave my body by myself. So, I made a plan, and that plan worked very greatly! I rolled myself on the muddy ground after the it rained. The smallest one from the big ones took me to the bathroom and started to bathe me. Oh, my dear lord. I like water. It washes me and refreshes me. I also like to feel this little ones hand that is massaging me. I want to have a bath everyday. After I dry my hair, one of the big ones came with tool that that one used to use to shave my hair. Finally, the big one shaved my hair, and now I look so clean and neat. To be honest, short and neat grey hair makes me look so attractive. It was definitely a wonderful day!
06-20-12

I felt some severe itching in my ears this morning. It was so painful, so I started to bark at the big ones and rubbed my ears. They brought me somewhere outside of my house. It’s been a long time that I ride some weird and scary thing that makes me move even if I am not moving. Actually, I was little excited for that, but I just lied down on the floor because I was too sick. When I woke up, I was at a very bright place. Almost everything was white. Suddenly, a big one that I haven’t seen at all, lifted me. Suddenly, the big one, put something in my ear, and started to rub. It was so itchy and stinging. The new big one kept rubbing inside of my ear with some soft thing! ouch! I could not even move. Finally, the new big one let me go. I cried a lot. It embarrassed me. However, when I got back home, I did not feel itching in my ear anymore. Today was very tired day. I will sleep from now on.