You’ve all heard of Goldilocks and The Three bears but not quite like this, let’s see what really happened. You’ll find that lying will never get you far, come on let’s go! First to arrive at the run down Locks County Court House was beautiful as ever, Ms. Goldilocks ready to protect her well-earned title. She was there to set the record straight about what really happened on November Eighth of Two-Thousand Five.

Next to arrive was the not so trusted Papa Bear. Trusted sources say Papa Bear and Goldilocks were best friends when they both attended the Locksville High School. He looked tired, worn out, and has lacked from bathing in what appears to be weeks, being escorted in by his rich three sons, and his soon to be Ex-wife. Papa Bear was ready to try to defend himself!

As the grumpy Judge called everyone to their seats the crowd shuffled to manage a comfortable seat. From the news reporters to the court recorders it seemed as if everyone has arrived. First person called to the stand was Goldilocks. Still shaking from the chill of the rain, she hobbled along. “Ma’am you believe Papa Bear has falsely accused you and you are here to defend yourself, correct,” Questioned Judge Judielish.
“Correct, I in fact never laid a lock of my golden hair on his property. One day I was driving around on my pink bike when I stopped to admire his beautiful home. Then suddenly I heard the clicks of a camera and boom a Hollywood Magazine Producer with nothing better to do than start rumors photo shopped me into his yard and sold it on the World Wide Web. Now I’m being charged with breaking and entering and theft!” described Goldilocks.

At that moment the engaged crowd shifted and the Judge asked, “Mrs. Goldilocks do you have any evidence this wasn’t your doing?”
“In fact she does! I, Liam Gold, saw it all play out. On the side for me to make some extra cash I am a pest control man, and I had two jobs the week of the playing out. First job at the magazine company in Downtown Locksville, and the other at Mr. P Bear’s home. While at the magazine building I saw the magazine producer whose name is not legally allowed to be said. Anyways I saw him photo shopping that photo, and I printed pictures for proof. And while at Papa Bear’s home I found mice in his bed which caused it to be lumpy and the mice ate his chowder. Also the reason he accused Goldilocks is because she won Class President in Nineteen Ninety Five. He was furious so he accused her.” The judge asked P Bear if he had anything to back it up, and he just stuttered and finally got the words out to decline.

“I Judge Judielish of the Locks County Court House here by sentence Papa Bear to twelve years in the Locks County Prison under twenty four hour guard watch. Charges being false accusation and lying to a state official. As for you Mrs. Goldilocks, you inherit the beautiful home that you admired so very much to abide in all of your days. Cased close, you are dismissed.” Finished Judge Judielish. The police took him away and Goldilocks and Liam Gold are now happily married and are raising a beautiful son in that beautiful home on Millview Trace.

The End