Giant hands wrapped around my belly while we descended the steps. I, Prince Puppy, cannot allow human mongrels to touch me. The Giant and her two little minions have tortured me ever since I came into this world, which was six weeks ago.

Finally off the flying machine, I started wagging my pink, bow covered tail. Prince Puppy shall not be dressed up as a “female dog”! The evil little devil dressed me up and starts taunting me! “You’re so pretty Doggy! You’re so G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S!”

We left the airport and the Giant let me walk on my own. I have had enough when the Child of Satan stomped on my precious paw. She made my paw filthy and unworthy to look at! How dare she? Prince Puppy shall call his own minions and sabotage them!

My body shook as I barked. The animals of all sorts came to my aid. Fat cats and enormous dogs yowled behind me. I laughed as their faces paled, they were terrified! The first minion starts to shriek and cry, the second one runs for her life. The Giant yells at the top of her lungs and runs. I laugh again for I am Prince Puppy, the soon to be ruler.

A net dropped over my small body, oh no. A musty man lifeted me off my feet and slapped me into a cage. “No! You cannot do this to me! I am the Great Prince Puppy! When I grow bigger, you will regret this for the rest of your life!”