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Have you ever wondered why your perfect plans are shattered? Why a seemingly perfect romance ended? Why good luck strikes at strange times? Why life seems like a bunch of meaningless chaos?

There is a very simple answer to all of these questions. We were created by an ancient race of aliens and are nothing but characters in their stories, created to alleviate their boredom.

As soon as they are old enough to write, they are given a computer software program and a manual with only the most basic rules of their writing universe. In order to create a new character, they must collaborate with other aliens to make sure two human parents give birth to a child. This child will be under their control from the moment it is born until the moment it dies.

You are always subject to the whims of your creator. Everything you say, everything you do is controlled by them. Usually, the aliens have jotted down things they want to happen during your lifetime. But some aliens detest this and make random decisions as to where your life will go. This is where chaos comes from.

Our planet is relatively new, but the aliens have become bored with it. The best writers among them have declared that the Earth is a cliché, boring universe. They have decided they want to write in a new, more exciting world, so they have taken a special vote. It was this vote that decided how our world will end.

“Why don’t we let a black hole swallow their planet?”

“Nah, we’ve done that already.”

“What if the Earth spontaneously combusts?”

“That’s way too cliché!”

“Okay, why don’t we knock their planet out of orbit and send it crashing into the sun?”

“That’s a stupid idea.”

“Fine. How about we give all their world leaders bad cases of paranoia and see what happens?”

“Sure. Why not?”

And so, our world will not end with a bang, but with slow decay. Our increasingly paranoid world leaders will declare war on each other and humanity will slowly die out. But, since the aliens lost all interest in us, we have gained something we never had before: free will. It is now up to us to decide our fates—and the fate of our planet.

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Jappyalldayeveryday said...
Nov. 20, 2011 at 4:50 pm
I actually liked this a lot :) I'm not that into history (which is why I couldn't appreciate the Cleopatra stories), but this kind of stuff is cool
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Nov. 20, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Thanks for commenting! :)
Afanen This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Nov. 17, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Sometimes I wish aliens really were controlling all of us, because I really hate knowing that our leaders are this terrible at leading. Funny with a bite. 


(Completely off topic: Oh my god, you're a Merlin fan too! Hi!)

CarrieAnn13 replied...
Nov. 18, 2011 at 8:02 am
Thanks for commenting! :)  And yeah, I'm a Merlin fan as well.
AnimaCordis said...
Nov. 15, 2011 at 10:59 am

Interesting idea, I like it! I like your use of diolog in the middle, that's nice. I also like your ideas about the apocolipce, it's sad but somehow has the ring of truth.

PS: I'm one of the aliens! XD

CarrieAnn13 replied...
Nov. 15, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Thanks for commenting! :)
IceFox416 said...
Nov. 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm

Love it! Started out really great and funny, and you managed to bring something serious into the end without ruining the whole humorous mood. Great job!



CarrieAnn13 replied...
Nov. 14, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Thanks for commenting! :)
Tink1350 said...
Nov. 11, 2011 at 11:36 am

I love this article. i dont have any criticism its great. i love how it starts out serious, and then ur laughng at the aliens conversations. haha


CarrieAnn13 replied...
Nov. 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Thanks, Tink!  It's great to see you back. :)
Tink1350 replied...
Nov. 11, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Yeah it's been a while:)
meowers5 said...
Oct. 29, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Awsome. It's such a good idea and it's soo new!!
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Oct. 30, 2011 at 1:50 am
Thanks for commenting! :)
Anonymous_7 said...
Oct. 12, 2011 at 12:17 am
I never thought about the aliens getting bored and this makes perfect since ;) You did a really good job writing this and I like the dialogue the Aliens used. It twas great! Would you mind checking my stuff out? Thanks!
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Oct. 12, 2011 at 9:01 am
Sure, I'll check it out.  Thanks for commenting!
AntWrangler13 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 7:45 am
Thi is so good-I was captivated from the beginning right till the end! Could you comment/rate my article? Thanks :P
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Oct. 9, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Thanks.  But could you please give me more feedback?  Your story is quite long.
AntWrangler13 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Oct. 10, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Yeah sure. When I was reading you're story, I at first thought it was going to be quite serious from beginning to end, which doesn't tend to appeal to me, but you balanced it really well by adding funny dialogue. The fact is, I can't give you any critisism because it's pretty much perfect!
CarrieAnn13 replied...
Oct. 10, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Thank you!
Clear_Skies said...
Oct. 8, 2011 at 7:03 am

This is great. I love the ending!

And now for the self-promoton bit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read 'Bunny'. Just click on my screen name and it will show up! Please rate/comment.

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