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#2601voted by our readers
By PoeticRamblings GOLD
Woodbridge, Virginia

There was a young weasel named Bob Who belonged to ex-convict mob. When asked of his crime, He replied quickly in rhyme, "Madam, it is merely my job" Bob once wa...
PoeticRamblings GOLD, Woodbridge, Virginia
16 articles 0 photos 8 comments

Favorite Quote:
Facts may be true, but there are very few people who dare to speak the truth.


#2602 Poetry
By Lucian18 SILVER
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
Lucian18 SILVER, Coon Rapids, Minnesota
6 articles 1 photo 0 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Nothing like ADHD and a good fight to the death to make time fly" - By Rick Riordan

#2603 Poetry
By brokenmelodies SILVER
San Jose, California
brokenmelodies SILVER, San Jose, California
8 articles 1 photo 1 comment
Crystal Thompson BRONZE, Logan, Ohio
1 article 0 photos 0 comments
#2605 Poetry
By raebaybay90 GOLD
Point Pleasant, New Jersey
raebaybay90 GOLD, Point Pleasant, New Jersey
12 articles 0 photos 2 comments
#2606 Poetry
By leahpots BRONZE
Durban, Other
leahpots BRONZE, Durban, Other
1 article 1 photo 1 comment

Favorite Quote:
i ain't fat, i just have a fat body shape! ha ha!

#2607 Poetry
BeautyFromPain21 SILVER, McGraw, New York
6 articles 0 photos 5 comments

Favorite Quote:
the only thing to fear is fear itself.

#2608 Poetry
By shar_LiteXD GOLD
New Haven, Connecticut
shar_LiteXD GOLD, New Haven, Connecticut
10 articles 0 photos 0 comments

Favorite Quote:
“We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers" -Kurt Cobain

#2609 Poetry
By babynoel1225 GOLD
Mendon, Michigan
babynoel1225 GOLD, Mendon, Michigan
10 articles 0 photos 8 comments

Favorite Quote:
-You dont know what you have &#039;till its gone.<br /> -Sometimes giving up doesn&#039;t mean your weak sometimes it means your strong enough to let go. <br /> - Remember Patrick, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets- Spongebob Squarepants.

NaTivE_BeAutiE GOLD, Ann Arbor, Michigan
10 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
~a woman looked at me and said, &quot;You know, you really don&#039;t look Indian.&quot;So I smiled at her and responded: &quot;Well you don&#039;t look stupid, but appearances can be awfully deceiving.&quot;~