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By NicoleB GOLD
Co Kildare, Other

There was a young woman from Kerry Who was very allergic to dairy. She'd sneeze and she'd sneeze When confronted with cheese. Then poof! and turn into a fairy!
NicoleB GOLD, Co Kildare, Other
12 articles 1 photo 0 comments

Favorite Quote:
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. -Stephen King


Poetry
By Lizzytizzy PLATINUM
Round Lake Beach, Illinois
Lizzytizzy PLATINUM, Round Lake Beach, Illinois
46 articles 4 photos 3 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;That is not for us to decide, all we have to decide is what to do with the time we are given.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;No one can make you feel inferior without your own consent.&quot;

Poetry
By Anonymous
Randomscreennamelalalala PLATINUM, Bonney Lake, Washington
23 articles 0 photos 33 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.<br /> -Albert Einstein

Poetry
By pizzapencil SILVER
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
pizzapencil SILVER, Coon Rapids, Minnesota
7 articles 0 photos 17 comments
Poetry
By Liyah BRONZE
Midway City, California
Liyah BRONZE, Midway City, California
3 articles 0 photos 0 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;Why dont you take a long walk off a short peer!&quot; or &quot;Dont mess with the bull or you&#039;ll get the horns&quot;

Poetry
By AnnaReece BRONZE
Montreal, Pierrefonds, Other
AnnaReece BRONZE, Montreal, Pierrefonds, Other
2 articles 0 photos 0 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot; I love you but why must you love the law? Is it not plain for all to see that she&#039;s a w****? That virtuous persons need not woo, the villains screw then studiously ignore&quot;

Poetry
By IsayFTW BRONZE
Rock Springs, Wyoming
IsayFTW BRONZE, Rock Springs, Wyoming
4 articles 0 photos 2 comments
Poetry
By LisaD BRONZE
Westminster, California
LisaD BRONZE, Westminster, California
1 article 0 photos 0 comments
Poetry
By Daniel_Scott SILVER
Chandler, Arizona
Daniel_Scott SILVER, Chandler, Arizona
8 articles 0 photos 2 comments