You know those things that you can just never figure out? (Shout out to whoever invented Rubik Cubes.) Well, for me, one of those things is my brother.
Jack is hands down one of the strangest people I've ever met. Some days we get along like those kids from the Brady Bunch and other days we fight like angry water buffalo. (I usually don't win.)
But I guess Jack's taught me some important things, like how to pick locks and where Libya is located on a map and lyrics to 2Chainz songs that I should probably never repeat.
Yeah, I may miss him like 1/8th of a percent when he leaves for college next year, but OH WHO AM I KIDDING DON'T LEAVE ME JACK! But have fun at school and don't worry about missing me; I'll visit you. ALL. THE. TIME.
Seriously though, have a nice time and send gifts often. (Money works too.)

PS - Accept my friend request please. And if you ever rfead this don't kill me.