Do your parents have a favorite snack? Do they sometimes try to hide them from their spouse? Mine do. All...The...Time. For example: *April 25, 2018* *Mom, Keke, and I are watching TV in her room* *Dad walks into the room* KEKE: Mommy, why are Daddy's lips white? *Mom looks at Dad* MOM: Juan, have you been eating my donuts? DAD: Your donuts?!? Who paid for the d*mn things?!? *Mom rolls her eyes* MOM: Oh, shut up. You always say that. Besides, you could've ate those ones. *Mom points at other pack of donuts, on TV stand* DAD: Or I could just swap these two packs, and eat the one with the most? MOM: What's the d*mn difference?!? Meh, just eat 'em. You're so annoying! *Dad laughs and takes both packs of donuts*