I love thee Michael Lee with all my heart
I shall not compare thee to silly clowns
You’re sweet, handsome, charming, and very smart
One day you shall be the king of my towns

Lee, you cheat on me in my time of need
Why would you do such a thing to your queen?
You’re now a peasant in my world go leave!
I loathe thee Michael Lee, hope you die, fiend!

Years went by since I’d seen that despicable man
How could I’ve fallen in love so quickly?
Oh look a newcomer named Mitchell Phan
Maybe I will get this man, Phan swiftly

I love thee Mitchell Phan with all my heart
Oh my, here we go again from the start