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Since i got attacked by apes
i have not been able to make a cake
without arms its pretty hard
i cant even drive a car
bedsides that im scared of zoos
so now i only watch the news
during the attack i lost an eye
did i mention i cant give high fives
after the attack i sued
1 hundred million was the best they could do
before the attack i was pretty happy
now i cant fish with my pappy
beyond that i have a good life
even though i cant fly a kite
so this is my warning to you
do not punch an ape at the zoo





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