Once upon a time...
In a land right under your nose...
The cow was too fat to make it all the way over.
The moon was asleep, so the sun didn't get the sky to himself.
There was an ogre that wanted to destroy the castle, but soon found out that's already been done.
The animals are never what they seem,
where ducks look like bats; rabbits that act like dogs; and shivering, long-tailed turtles.
The witch down Little Tea Pot Lane chased her broomstick.
Ballerinas dance in the sky, while the braided dragon waved to the fly.
And a man passed a fork in the road, and thought whether he should pick it up or not.