How About Them Slow Walkers? This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

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How about them Slow Walkers
Ain't they weird?
Movin' like turtles
While we all grow a beard

Walkin them hallways
Stoppin' here and there
Makin' people crazy
Traffic jams everywhere

Look at them Slow Walkers
Cruisin' through the school
Thinkin' everyone's watchin' them
Lookin' so cool

Them mung-yungin Slow Walkers
Ain't they rude?
Slower and slower they walk
Keepin' you from cafeteria food

How to be a Slow Walker?
It's not difficult to know
Just turn on your hazards
And set your speed to low!

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.






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