How About Them Slow Walkers? MAG

October 19, 2009
By Lauren Minning BRONZE, Glen Ellyn, Illinois
Lauren Minning BRONZE, Glen Ellyn, Illinois
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How about them Slow Walkers
Ain't they weird?
Movin' like turtles
While we all grow a beard

Walkin them hallways
Stoppin' here and there
Makin' people crazy
Traffic jams everywhere

Look at them Slow Walkers
Cruisin' through the school
Thinkin' everyone's watchin' them
Lookin' so cool

Them mung-yungin Slow Walkers
Ain't they rude?
Slower and slower they walk
Keepin' you from cafeteria food

How to be a Slow Walker?
It's not difficult to know
Just turn on your hazards
And set your speed to low!

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