How to Fail Gym Class

January 18, 2018
By colesiep GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
colesiep GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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Ingredients:
Truckload of bad attitude
Pinch of effort
Dress shoes
4 best friends
Pocketful of bad timing
Streak of sass

Recipe:

Step 1. Start the process by using your pocketful of bad timing and come to every class period by arriving 5-10 minutes late
Step 2. Never ever wear the clothes you are supposed to wear. Bring in your dress pants, shoes and shirt every day
Step 3. When playing games in gym, move slowly and show only a pinch of effort so your teacher can’t give you a good grade.
Step 4. Use a streak of sass to talk back to your teacher whenever spoken to. This will make your teacher despise you.
Step 5. With your 4 best friends, goof around and do everything your teacher says not to do.
Step 6. Lastly, have a truckload of bad attitude. Complain and misbehave every unit so the teacher can’t possibly give you a good grade.
Step 7. Check the gradebook. You will see a big F for your gym class.


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