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[Note: Between every line, the camera cuts to a different person. Two people are not in the same shot at the same time unless otherwise specified. These shots alternate between WS, MS, and MCU, at the director's digression.]



RYAN: (steps up to frame)Ryan here, star of Action-Tastic 3: Revenge of the baby puncher; I'd like to assure you that no babies were harmed in the making of this film.



NATE: (Brandishing a baby doll) See? It's fake.



ELLY: Punching real babies is a crime.



LAURA: So we at Really Cheesy Productions would like to remind you:



ALL IN UNISON: Never ever punch a baby.



RYAN: Not even a gay baby!



LAURA: Especially not a gay baby!



ELLY: Gay babies are our future.



NATE: They have an evil plot to overthrow us all!



LAURA: That's not actually true.



RYAN: When you feel like directing your anger at a baby, take a deep breath and direct it at cute little animals instead.



NATE: Like this cat! (Nate is holding a cat)



[Cat is flung violently over LAURA and ELLY's horrified heads.]



ELLY: Um, no cats were harmed in the making of this feature?



LAURA:...yeah. It's gonna be okay, right?



[Technical Difficulty bars flash onto screen.]



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HiChanel said...
Oct. 26, 2012 at 7:09 pm:
Great Job! Hilarious. :D
 
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GummyBearQueen2 said...
Aug. 26, 2012 at 3:23 pm:
Hehe, so fuuuuuuunny! This needs to be made in to a Youtube film. My friends and I love doing these sort of things. We've done a rip-off of the Roommate, and once we even did a completely unrelated film for our language project, in which we had my friend dancing around singing. We got detention, but the class went mad. Totally worth it!
 
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Aduke9 said...
Jun. 8, 2012 at 5:51 pm:
Hilarious XD
 
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StephanieMorrissa said...
Apr. 26, 2012 at 8:43 am:
You are really funny.. Add some more stuff as soon as you can.. Can't wait to read more of your work! :)
 
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Scribbler-of-Dreams This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Apr. 24, 2012 at 7:22 am:
So funny...I realy like ur work.
 
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Sammy817 said...
Jan. 31, 2012 at 3:09 pm:
I love this piece. its really good
 
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Paradise_Lost said...
Nov. 9, 2011 at 1:10 pm:
And you, of course, one amazing writer. I'll be waiting for your first movie to come out.
 
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PumpkinscoutThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
Oct. 29, 2011 at 7:33 am:
This is funny! Keep up the awesome work!
 
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DamonSalvatore1864 said...
Oct. 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm:
Ha! Great job...can't wait to see the next thing you come up with!! <3
 
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angelchildThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
Sept. 18, 2011 at 7:34 pm:
this was hilarious!! I think that this would be better directed by teens and a cheap camera for effect.
 
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forever_writing said...
Aug. 22, 2011 at 8:31 pm:
It's funny and stupid it reminds me of family guy. Keep on writing!!
 
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Niharika said...
Jun. 3, 2011 at 11:38 am:
LOVE IT. 
 
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snow cone said...
Jun. 1, 2011 at 9:43 am:
haha this is really mean but funny..... i love it ..... this could be on MAD t.v.
 
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Fangstorm_The_Vampire said...
May 21, 2011 at 10:41 am:
totally random, if a bit cruel. lol
 
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Book_addict said...
May 13, 2011 at 9:24 am:
Totally random and totally awesome  = )
 
RockGirl182This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
Jun. 6, 2011 at 11:19 am :
agree 100 % :)
 
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KerwinJames said...
May 13, 2011 at 9:16 am:
I love your sick sense of humor!  It's awesome!!
 
Dia.dreamer replied...
Jul. 9, 2011 at 10:05 am :

RESPECT.

You read my mind!

 
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kkayla3897 said...
Mar. 28, 2011 at 8:17 pm:
eh. stick to your movie cut-downs. I liked the Twilight one better.
 
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MetallixRose said...
Feb. 25, 2011 at 1:43 pm:
First off, this WAS NOT funny. Secondly, it is SOOOO not cool to be bashing gays.
 
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