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September 26, 2009
By LucyM BRONZE, Kent, Ohio
LucyM BRONZE, Kent, Ohio
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Favorite Quote:
90% of my happiness is coming from my pants.

Alright, alright, sorry, inside joke. Okay how about: "If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day; if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett.


[Note: Between every line, the camera cuts to a different person. Two people are not in the same shot at the same time unless otherwise specified. These shots alternate between WS, MS, and MCU, at the director's digression.]



RYAN: (steps up to frame)Ryan here, star of Action-Tastic 3: Revenge of the baby puncher; I'd like to assure you that no babies were harmed in the making of this film.



NATE: (Brandishing a baby doll) See? It's fake.



ELLY: Punching real babies is a crime.



LAURA: So we at Really Cheesy Productions would like to remind you:



ALL IN UNISON: Never ever punch a baby.



RYAN: Not even a gay baby!



LAURA: Especially not a gay baby!



ELLY: Gay babies are our future.



NATE: They have an evil plot to overthrow us all!



LAURA: That's not actually true.



RYAN: When you feel like directing your anger at a baby, take a deep breath and direct it at cute little animals instead.



NATE: Like this cat! (Nate is holding a cat)



[Cat is flung violently over LAURA and ELLY's horrified heads.]



ELLY: Um, no cats were harmed in the making of this feature?



LAURA:...yeah. It's gonna be okay, right?



[Technical Difficulty bars flash onto screen.]


The author's comments:
A two-min-or-less screenplay. Feel free to use, just credit me as the author in the credits, and let me know if you intend to film it!

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katie35 BRONZE said...
on Dec. 14 2009 at 7:12 pm
katie35 BRONZE, Centennial, Colorado
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Favorite Quote:
"Deep quote to make me seem wise." -a profound person

gay babies will take over the world.... hahahaha great!

dkA.M SILVER said...
on Nov. 28 2009 at 1:36 pm
dkA.M SILVER, Vail, Arizona
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Okkkaaay haha I have a feeling in my gut that you will become one of those comedian play writers =) so original

Poems BRONZE said...
on Nov. 16 2009 at 12:45 pm
Poems BRONZE, Denver, Colorado
3 articles 0 photos 17 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Stepping into an ever expanding field of ignorance..." Richard P. Feynman

SO WEIRD!!!

on Nov. 11 2009 at 10:25 am
Warren_Uzumaki DIAMOND, Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania
92 articles 28 photos 47 comments

Favorite Quote:
they say the mind bends and twists to deal with the horrors of life...
...some times the mind bends so much it snaps in two.

Love at first sight wastes less time

funny random stuff is the best! lol

on Oct. 15 2009 at 9:40 am
JessicaMollie BRONZE, Hawera, Other
3 articles 0 photos 16 comments

Favorite Quote:
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

epic lols. But i think you mean at the directors DISCRETION not DIGRESSION. two completely different meanings lol

katnip SILVER said...
on Oct. 14 2009 at 6:35 pm
katnip SILVER, Eureka, California
6 articles 3 photos 29 comments

Favorite Quote:
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

that was weird?but funny too




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