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About not_steve_carlsberg:

I'm still not a horse.

Articles and Art by not_steve_carlsberg:

what scares me is that
Poetry section, Teen Ink
Poetry section, Teen Ink
military man
Poetry section, Teen Ink
what a morbid poem
Poetry section, Teen Ink
how the gears turn
Poetry section, Teen Ink This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

Not_steve_carlsberg's Favorite Personal Quote:

"Listen, I was d9ing you a fav9r. Y9u d9n't need to 6e dating any9ne who can't appreciate y9u f9r wh9 y9u really are, 9r m9re imp9rtantly, which fantasy versi9n 9f y9urself y9u m9st str9ngly identify with." - Kankri Vantas

Favorite books: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, The Hound of the d'Urbervilles - Kim Newman, The Encyclopedia of Angels - Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Skullduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy, Samael's Fall - Marion Webb-de Sisto 
Favorite authors: J.K. Rowling, Andrew Hussie, John Green, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman 
Favorite music albums: Born to Die - Lana Del Rey, Big Jet Plane [Single] - Angus & Julia Stone, Greatest Hell's Hits - AC/DC, Ben Folds Five, eponymous, It's Not Me, It's You - Lily Allen 
Favorite music artists: Panic! At the Disco, Ben Folds, Marina and the Diamonds, Lana Del Rey, Regina Spektor 
Favorite movies: A Cat in Paris, Les Misérables, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World 
Favorite movie stars: Aaron Tviet, Emma Watson, Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Saoirse Ronan 
Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, Homestuck, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Torchwood 
Favorite actors: Misha Collins, Mark Pellegrino, David Tennant, Andrew Scott, Jenna-Louise Coleman 
Favorite gadgets: Timepieces! All sorts of timepieces, especially pocketwatches., My typewriter. His name is Kildare Remington and he's fantastic., Computers. So long as they're fast and can hold a lot of data., My iPod. Sure, I'll go there. What else would I skip to? 

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