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About lies50percent:

My name is Alex. I wear work uniforms to school and tell people I have 8 jobs. I have none. Also, I write for a sketch comedy show and we sell out shows and donate the money.

Articles and Art by lies50percent:

When My Dad Started Bird Watching
Fiction section, Teen Ink
Fiction section, Teen Ink

Lies50percent's Favorite Personal Quote:

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." - W.A.

Favorite books: American Psycho, Fight Club, Fifth Business, No Country for Old Men, Without Feathers 
Favorite authors: Albert Camus, H.P. Lovecraft, Robertson Davies, Cormac McCarthy, Woody Allen 
Favorite music albums: Is This It?, In Rainbows, Party Traumatic, Good Kid, m.A.A.d City, No1 2 Look Up 2 
Favorite music artists: The Strokes, Radiohead, Kendrick Lamar, Big Baby Gandhi 
Favorite movies: Annie Hall, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Fight Club, There Will Be Blood 
Favorite movie stars: Woody Allen, John Malkovich, Seth Rogen, Brad Pitt, Natalie Portman 
Favorite TV shows: Seinfeld, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Portlandia, SNL, Prophets of Science Fiction 
Favorite actors: Sam Rockwell, Daniel Day Lewis, Kevin Spacey, Steve Buschemi, John C Riley 
Favorite gadgets: My CASIO calculator watch., laptop, cellphone, ipod, xbox/wii 
Favorite hobbies: Writing Comedy Sketches, Videogames, Reddit, Cultural Guy Night, Not-doing-sports 

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