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Iowa City, IA
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About Greenhorn:

Howdy. I'm a 6'8'' martial arts aficionado who hasn't given up on his inner child. I watch Pixar movies, still play Pokemon, and I have a damn good time doing it. I worship John Stewart, and I want to be a dinosaur when I grow up.

Articles and Art by Greenhorn:

The Case for Homosexual Marriage
Opinion section, Teen Ink
Refusing to Tolerate Intolerance
Opinion section, Teen Ink This work is considered exceptional by our editorial staff.
The Advent of Affection: A Memoir
Nonfiction section, Teen Ink
Nonfiction section, Teen Ink This work is considered exceptional by our editorial staff.
The Party
Fiction section, Teen Ink
Mission Impossible
Fiction section, Teen Ink

Greenhorn's Favorite Personal Quote:

The opening scene to "Saving Private Ryan" was not based on the war, but on a dodgeball game that Chuck Norris played when he was in 3rd grade.

Favorite books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Abarat, The Harry Potter Series, Robin Hood, What is the What 
Favorite authors: Harper Lee, Clive Barker, J.K. Rowling, Shakespeare, Dave Eggers 
Favorite music albums: Running With Scissors, The Energy Never Dies, Poodle Hat, Bad Hair Day, Yoga music in general 
Favorite music artists: Weird Al, The Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Yoga musicians, I guess 
Favorite movies: The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Ratatoille 
Favorite movie stars: The Dude, The Joker, Buzz Lightyear, Chuck Norris, Yoda 
Favorite TV shows: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo 
Favorite actors: Morgan Freeman, Johnny Depp, Bruce Lee, Heath Ledger, Jeff Bridges 
Favorite gadgets: Cell Phone, Wii, Laptop, xBox, Stereo 
Favorite hobbies: Martial Arts, Writing, Videogames, Reading, Sleeping 
Favorite heroes: John Stewart, Dave Barry, Stephen Colbert, Barack Obama, The Cohen Brothers 

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