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About Greenhorn:
Howdy. I'm a 6'8'' martial arts aficionado who hasn't given up on his inner child. I watch Pixar movies, still play Pokemon, and I have a damn good time doing it. I worship John Stewart, and I want to be a dinosaur when I grow up.
Articles and Art by Greenhorn:
The Case for Homosexual Marriage
Opinion section, Teen Ink
Mission Impossible
Fiction section, Teen Ink
The Advent of Affection: A Memoir
Nonfiction section, Teen Ink
The Party
Fiction section, Teen Ink |
Greenhorn's Favorite Personal Quote:
The opening scene to "Saving Private Ryan" was not based on the war, but on a dodgeball game that Chuck Norris played when he was in 3rd grade.Greenhorn's Hobbies & Favorites:
| Favorite books: | To Kill a Mockingbird, Abarat, The Harry Potter Series, Robin Hood, What is the What |
| Favorite authors: | Harper Lee, Clive Barker, J.K. Rowling, Shakespeare, Dave Eggers |
| Favorite music albums: | Running With Scissors, The Energy Never Dies, Poodle Hat, Bad Hair Day, Yoga music in general |
| Favorite music artists: | Weird Al, The Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Yoga musicians, I guess |
| Favorite movies: | The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Ratatoille |
| Favorite movie stars: | The Dude, The Joker, Buzz Lightyear, Chuck Norris, Yoda |
| Favorite TV shows: | The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo |
| Favorite actors: | Morgan Freeman, Johnny Depp, Bruce Lee, Heath Ledger, Jeff Bridges |
| Favorite gadgets: | Cell Phone, Wii, Laptop, xBox, Stereo |
| Favorite hobbies: | Martial Arts, Writing, Videogames, Reading, Sleeping |
| Favorite heroes: | John Stewart, Dave Barry, Stephen Colbert, Barack Obama, The Cohen Brothers |
