Mr. President, please get back to work.
We have to attend meetings all day,
so now’s not the time to play.
Your cabinet members are waiting,
This is no time to try speed dating.
So for the love of God, Mr. President, please get back to work.

Get it together, Mr. President.
Your generals are at your beck and call,
So now’s not the time to be skating down the hall.
You have a press conference at noon,
This is no time to be fighting a baboon.
So for Christ’s sake, Mr.President, get back to work.

Mr. President, get back to work this instance!
You have to go and propose an important bill,
So stop trying demolish Capitol Hill!
You need to have a conference with your Secretary of State,
so stop trying to wage war on the tectonic plates!
So in the name of the lord, Mr. President, get back to work!