I Hate Sonnets

December 2, 2011
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I do not like to write sonnets at all,
I do not like how it is specific.
They do make me cry they do make me bawl.
I’d rather drop myself in the pacific.
To write this poetry, I cannot do.
Shakespeare was way better at this than I.
Alas I am now only half way through.
Please someone strike me now so I can die.
I am not even sure I did this right.
I know all of the rules all of the beats
With the bluh-blah, bluh-blah, bluh-blah, we fight.
Does this suit you, for me it was no treat.

And now the end, the couplet.

Finally this sun has set!

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mommy said...
Apr. 8, 2015 at 10:41 pm
I Love You.
illusions said...
Feb. 3, 2012 at 3:36 pm
this is hilarious! i love it! plz check me out and comment.
m.s.moore replied...
Feb. 7, 2012 at 5:12 pm
thanks, i love to that. and i will definitely check you out.
Silver2black said...
Jan. 18, 2012 at 12:22 pm
That was nice, I don't know the rules of a sonnet either, but I'm happy you wrote one to share !!!
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