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How much do I love eating with my mouth?
Constantly eating whenever I can.
But my favorite food is from the south.
Omnivorous but don't eat human.
Eating good food is just part of my life.
Couldn't stop eating even if I tried.
Cooking will be a trait of my great wife.
Food can run but there's nowhere it can hide.
Metabolism is my greatest friend.
Never gaining a pound until it goes.
tailors visit to get my pants amend
I will never fit into my clothes.
My love for eating is so very strong
That after this day I might write a song!