Live Long, Prosper, and Watch Star Trek MAG

May 14, 2010
By jacobwilliams0 BRONZE, Smyrna, Tennessee
jacobwilliams0 BRONZE, Smyrna, Tennessee
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What is the best TV program ever?
Why, it is Star Trek, you uncultured fool.
Mister Shatner would agree it's better.
Data's cat would say it is really cool.
Enterprise's engines may be offline,
But Scotty, in time, will get them running.
They might collide with a Romulan mine,
But the ship's warp core will keep on gunning.
Should Captain Picard's shields begin to fail,
The Borg's intentions are quickly revealed.
If you offend Kirk, he'll give you a hail;
Then he'll phaser you until you're congealed.
You might think Klingons are really absurd,
But liking Trek does not make me a nerd.

The author's comments:
I like Star Trek...

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on May. 30 2014 at 3:06 pm
Columbus BRONZE, Columbus, Ohio
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Favorite Quote:
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I like how you think :)

on Apr. 29 2012 at 3:44 pm
AcrossTheUniverse BRONZE, Hondo, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"Go confidentally in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've always imagined." -Thoreau

Um, interesting topic to put in a sonnet. And yes, Star Trek does not make a person a nerd.

on Nov. 19 2011 at 5:36 pm
artmantist BRONZE, Willemstad, Other
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hello, nice poem. Would u guys wanna check out my work. its called the cottage 

thank u

on Jul. 13 2011 at 1:21 pm
LydiaAnzures BRONZE, Burbank, California
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This is the best subject for a poem. 


on Mar. 30 2011 at 2:18 pm
batman008 BRONZE, Paris, Tennessee
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This is pretty amazing.


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