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The Pains on a Plane
Trips are wonderful, vacations are great.
Often they start and end on an airplane.
Some aspects of riding a plane I hate,
They make trying to relax a real pain.
I know that I really shouldn't complain
But it's worse than being in a jail cell.
Many of the noises drive me insane.
Like the little kid that can only yell
Or that man typing loudly on his Dell.
Then there's the man who falls asleep on you
Who happened to bring on tacos that smell.
Don't forget about the loud engine too.
It's not so bad when you finally land.
Because you endured, give yourself a hand.