Mr. Shakespeare

April 28, 2010
By possiblylindsey GOLD, Keller, Texas
possiblylindsey GOLD, Keller, Texas
12 articles 12 photos 74 comments

Favorite Quote:
"see? if i liked chris drew, id end up like randy. 5 foot 1 and vegetarian. vegetarians arent men." -camden
"what are you grinnin' at?" - mr. martinez
"you just cant recreate stupid." - jacob


“Blow, blow, thou winter wind –“
Hey, Will, no need to
bring the wind into this!
What did it ever do to you?!
“Most friendship is feigning,
most loving mere folly,”
…It’s clear you’ve
got some emotional struggles, friend.
But sarcastic declarations
of
“this life is most jolly”
don’t make it much better,
and
where the heck
did “heigh-ho, the holly” come into
the picture?!
“Thou art not so unkind
as man’s ingratitude,”
Well, now, Will,
ain’t that a bit harsh?
Whoever dumped you
must’ve seriously
ditched you, tough-love,
‘cause you seem
awful worked up about it.
“Most loving mere folly –“
Now how do you feel about that,
Mr. Shakespeare?

The author's comments:
it would help if you read "blow, blow, thou winter wind" by senor shakespeare himself, but ill give you an overview: willy's practically just whining about how people in general are terrible, how love is all a mistake, and friends can never be trusted. in sonnet form, using waaay fancy words. yup, theres your synopsis. enjoy my parody =]P

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on May. 25 2010 at 5:50 pm
possiblylindsey GOLD, Keller, Texas
12 articles 12 photos 74 comments

Favorite Quote:
"see? if i liked chris drew, id end up like randy. 5 foot 1 and vegetarian. vegetarians arent men." -camden
"what are you grinnin' at?" - mr. martinez
"you just cant recreate stupid." - jacob

ohhh i get t now!!! hahaha

on May. 25 2010 at 1:53 pm
maybeshannon DIAMOND, Keller, Texas
53 articles 0 photos 48 comments

Favorite Quote:
"you just can't recreate stupid." --jacobbbb
"i just saw the picture of epicness... M&M guitar!!" --kevin brown
"our love is so dumbbb" --sean kingston
"if perfect's what you're searchin' for then just stay the same" --bruno mars <333 =]

aaha got it! i see your point now!  highly doubting your name is boosflash though lol

on May. 25 2010 at 1:50 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

maybeshannon. that means its a possibility of it being shannon but it also might not be. thats like me saying my name might be boosflash.-not that making sense is what matters though...

on May. 25 2010 at 1:37 pm
maybeshannon DIAMOND, Keller, Texas
53 articles 0 photos 48 comments

Favorite Quote:
"you just can't recreate stupid." --jacobbbb
"i just saw the picture of epicness... M&M guitar!!" --kevin brown
"our love is so dumbbb" --sean kingston
"if perfect's what you're searchin' for then just stay the same" --bruno mars <333 =]

yepyep we are besties!! =]] poem pals since last year too =] you should see our book! we've scrawled on every single page [front and back] and now we're frantically tryna find more space to write in it lol. and she's gotta point the second part of your comment didnt make any sense whatsoever haha

on May. 25 2010 at 11:21 am
possiblylindsey GOLD, Keller, Texas
12 articles 12 photos 74 comments

Favorite Quote:
"see? if i liked chris drew, id end up like randy. 5 foot 1 and vegetarian. vegetarians arent men." -camden
"what are you grinnin' at?" - mr. martinez
"you just cant recreate stupid." - jacob

and thanks =]

on May. 25 2010 at 11:21 am
possiblylindsey GOLD, Keller, Texas
12 articles 12 photos 74 comments

Favorite Quote:
"see? if i liked chris drew, id end up like randy. 5 foot 1 and vegetarian. vegetarians arent men." -camden
"what are you grinnin' at?" - mr. martinez
"you just cant recreate stupid." - jacob

haha now the 2nd half of that comment really made no sense, but yes we do know each other =] she happens to be my bestie =]P

on May. 24 2010 at 11:17 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
54 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

but anyway, I really like this parody thingy. i dont even read shakespeare and I find this to be really good so I'm sure some "thou shall not live withn't shakespeare" freak will love it. 5 stars captain..."possilby" captain

on May. 24 2010 at 11:15 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Jacksonville, Florida
54 articles 0 photos 2066 comments

Favorite Quote:
Get, Got, Gotten.

man, do you and "maybe" shannon know each other? what is it with the small chance of you being who you are but youre really not?

on May. 18 2010 at 6:57 am
maybeshannon DIAMOND, Keller, Texas
53 articles 0 photos 48 comments

Favorite Quote:
"you just can't recreate stupid." --jacobbbb
"i just saw the picture of epicness... M&M guitar!!" --kevin brown
"our love is so dumbbb" --sean kingston
"if perfect's what you're searchin' for then just stay the same" --bruno mars <333 =]

hahahaha finally!!  love this onee =]P stupid comment thingy throws off the pattern tho =/ huh. oh well. in maddies words, "huzzah, Willy, huzzah!!"


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