Your man has red hair and blue eyes.
Books written about the highlands make you cry.
Your favorite dance is the celtic jig.
A rossette and kilt are your favorite rig.
The claddagh you wear everyday.
And screaming "shite" when you dont get your way.
Harp Inn is where you want to be
if traditional irish folk bands you want to see.
You travel to your homeland and seek out the local bars.
Flying in with your favorite band, feels like you are the star.
And most of all...
You know you are an Irishwoman when you close your favorite bar by screaming Gaelic songs at the top of your drunken voice.