Hey there mate!
Take a look at our ship!
You've never seen anything finer than this.
It's fast, its free!
And drinks the sea like the rum in our bellies.
You say you want to be a pirate?
Then sit and have a drink!
And you'll have yourself
a little pirate history.

(Crew men)
A little pirate history

(Crew man 1 steels the drink)
We stole from others!

(Crew man 2 steels it from him)
and kept it for ourselves!

(Crew man 3)
And if you think you're getting any, then by god think again! 'Cause you're not one of us!

(Captain)
Now, Now. Lets see what the lad can do
While he swabs the deck. And we'll see if he's like the rest of you.

(All laugh)

(Captain)
People who see our ship
run in fear. Then it gives us a
boost of happiness and we roam the
land some more.

(All men)
And roam the land some more.

(Captain)
In their puny little brains, we are demons. But in our eyes, we are the Gods!

(All crew men)
Gods we tell yee!

(Everyone)
So you want to be a pirate?
Then swab that deck and put your back into it! 'Cause we've got a long way to go! To make another little pirate history!

(All shout)
A little pirate history!
A little pirate history!