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Saving the parents

May 30, 2014
By Zyken BRONZE, Ingleside, Texas
Zyken BRONZE, Ingleside, Texas
3 articles 1 photo 2 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It is better to be pissed off, than pissed on." - Doris Kay Coulter


Image Credit: Jessica N., Elizaville, NY
There once was a girl named Emily
She was kind of bimbaly
She had a friend Shyann
She was always tan

Being only who they are
has always gotten them far
They have everything they need
Without ever having to plead

Eliana who is jealous
And always has something to tell us
Thought she should plain an attack
Before Shyann and Emily get back

Eliana took Emily’s parents for a flight
Leaving a map in plain sight
When Emily found the map
She called Shyann in a snap

When they finally met up
They started their quest with Zoe the pup
After an hour of being confuse
They thought it was no use

Before they could turn around
They heard a voice of a clown
There stood Dylan the talking tree
He made Zoe have to pee

He said I’m so wise and so smart
Shyann insisted to tear him apart
Emily held Shyann before she attacked
They heard a noise and then looked back

A monkey named Hannah came swinging through
She yelled out are you flirting with my boo
Then two lions named Nathaniel and brook
Came out of the jungle with an unusual look

Nathaniel with pretty pink skin
Kept saying pink is for men
Brook with muscles bigger than the monkey
Had a coat that smelt really funky

Everyone started talking about an evil witch
Who has long dark hair and eyes that twitch
She has green teeth and a big black mole
Everyone described her as hatred in a bowl

Emily realized who it could be
Eliana she said to Dylan the tree
Emily cried that evil trued
Why does she have to be so rude

Dylan spoke some words that were wise
While Brook comforted Nathaniel as he cries
If y’all work together y’all could be
The best team in fighting history

They started there adventure in sparkly boots
Dylan had to stay cause of his roots
Hannah left Dylan without looking back
She yelled its over and that’s a fact

After an hour of walking they took a break
Then came Isabel a friendly snake
She was a beautiful blue and green
Everyone thought she would be mean

They took my parents she cried and pleaded
Emily could tell help was needed
Emily asked if the person who took them had a mole
Isabel replied yes and a heart as black as coal

After they got Isabel calm
She started preaching a book of psalms
When they finally got Isabel to stop
They saw a mountain with a house on top

Shyann had the map and Emily snatched it
Then Nathaniel yelled that house is ratchet
The house was old and molded
I’ve prettier things on Dylan Hannah scolded

When they finally got to the top of the mountain
Brook needed a water fountain
Everyone was deciding who would knock
And be a diva when they talk

Animals came out one by one
Brook yelled out this will be fun
While everyone went to attack
Shyann and Emily were far back

Shyann explained her name was Steve
Then pulled off her beautiful weave
Emily looked at Steve and saw love at first sight
Then went off to go fight

After beating all except Elli
Brook yelled out I need food in my belly
They found Eliana in the attic
With the radio on Kid Cradic

Eliana told them they won this round
Then disappeared without being found
Everyone was happy to have their parents back
Then went home before getting another attack

When they passed by Dylan the tree
Hannah saw something that couldn’t be
He was with Krislyn Hannah’s sister
Who everyone knew wasn’t a mister

Hannah ended up with Carlos a friendly gator
And had a baby that was named Mator
Brook and Nathaniel 14 babies
All of them got shots before they got rabies

Isabel married Adam a polar bear
He was unusual with blue hair
Zoe got married to Steve’s French poodle
He was long and tan and his name was Noodle

As for the best friends and lovers
Who owns a business making covers
Emily announced she had a baby in her belly
And decided to name her after Elli

So they could tell the baby how
They came to be now
And with a family full crafters
They lived happily ever after.


The author's comments:
We all have parents that we don't like all the time but we need them. (It's on my other page too)

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