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It’s a little-known fact that no green’s without blue;One needs a prism of colors to make a new hue.From other shades we draw to concoct our own tincture;Others’ palettes are used...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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As they kissed for the last timeHis eyes betrayed the cruelty of his crimeShe was broken beyond repairHis last words, “Take care,”Locked into her mind they stoodWhere even death did no...