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Pt.1 There once was a lighthearted little girl Elementary, it all started. Their cruel words made her crash, Their taunts made her dash, down the halls, never to be seen again Pt.2...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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Close your eyes and picture this A Thanksgiving dinner filled with bliss, Relatives hugging and laughing with cheer Sounds like cards slapping, and kids playing near Aromatic scents of cake...