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Battlefield Aftercare
Where am I? I hear shots being fired, Suddenly.. I feel a bit tired. I don’t want to be here, It is more than I can bare. I hear guns go off as they ring, The bullets overhead seem to...
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How to Survive a Fairy Tale
If you should find yourself lost in a book,Where certainly no one would think to look,Follow these tips to keep yourself safe, From witch, or from troll, or cold-blooded snake.Be HelpfulIf someone...
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The View
You've got me smiling nonstop, Laughing like a child You are beautiful, wonderful, Free-spirited and wild I'd climb a mountain As long as you are there And when we're up I'll stop and...





