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     As far as the gypsy’s eye can see As low as the clouds that touch the trees The blades of grass, the dying leaves Love consumes endlessly Fluttering of the...

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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Few times before have I delved such depths, Than with a citrus cigarette. The dry air was filled with Mandarin smoke, I wasn't even surprised when the Dandelion spoke. The rainman and I...

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