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My brother was already three Yet he still could not say “potty” I would call and squeal his dear name But received not a glance from he My brother was already three When aware doctors...
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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...
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The smell of shampooed rugs floats in my mind I feel like falling asleep to the heavenly aroma that makes me blind But I fall asleep and the chemicals go to my brain My brain explodes...