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There once was a fish in the zoo Who jumped up and fell in my shoe He could not get out And he could not shout He took and express to the loo.
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The beating of my broken heart, now chained and locked away, I hear much louder, through the night, than words we never say. As hollow kisses turn to dust and fall against my skin, I pray that I...
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Keep Christ in Christmas
A little Blessing
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I do not have a crush. No one that makes me blush or get tongue-tied when they say “Hi.” Nobody who gives my butterflies when they pass by. No one I long to sit next to...