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There once was a girl who’s a joker So much so she couldn’t play poker She laugh so hard And discard all her cards So one day her friends went and choked her

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My Sister's Car

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Idiosyncratic This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

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All is fair in love and war

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"All is fair in love and war" Twas said to me by mouth that bore, That bore two piercings, one per lip, Which got in the way as he took a sip, A sip of a tall, cool Coors Light,...

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If I were the fire...

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America, home of the brave

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Unit 1 There was a young boy named Graham Rodham – Well, there was before Kilogram shot him, He killed one gram, then four, Then one thousand more, Killed a kilo before someone caught him!...

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