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I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace

II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.




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Lanier42 said...
Jul. 8, 2010 at 7:00 pm
hahaha. this is funny. i'm not which recesses of your brain you pulled this from, but i love it.
 
Strangecolor This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Jul. 9, 2010 at 1:42 pm
The recess that opens up at 3am I think :P
 
Lanier42 replied...
Jul. 9, 2010 at 4:32 pm
you must play interesting games at recess...=P
 
Imaginedangerous This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jul. 7, 2010 at 11:52 am

:) Liked it.

 

Um... if you won with 'toaster', what did everyone else play?

 
Strangecolor This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Jul. 9, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Haha, I dont really remember anymore, whip might have been one of them....
 
pollorambo said...
Jun. 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
thats cool im not going to think of a toaster the same way 4 the rest of my life
 
xBaByGiRrL22x said...
Jun. 6, 2010 at 10:00 pm
~lol i luv thiss!~
 
Sarbear This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
May 17, 2010 at 3:03 pm
haha i love this poem!! i'll never think of toasters the same way again lol!! anyway, great job.  :)
 
AmyMarie said...
May 15, 2010 at 10:32 am
ha mark twain would be proud.
 
ellyn-bo-bellyn_2014 said...
Apr. 19, 2010 at 5:07 pm
hahaha. WOW! toasters... that just made my waffle making a LITTLE more awkward! but really, GREAT poem! hey maybe you could check out some of my stuff? Nice job!
 
Strangecolor This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Apr. 19, 2010 at 7:41 pm
woah, how awkward was it to begin with? O_o hehe
 
ellyn-bo-bellyn_2014 replied...
Apr. 20, 2010 at 4:05 pm
haha. not very but this morning i couldn't even make waffles! it was TOO wierd!
 
Strangecolor This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Apr. 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I'm sorry to have corrupted your breakfast experience... muahahaaa
 
ellyn-bo-bellyn_2014 replied...
Apr. 22, 2010 at 5:16 pm
well, im glad you care! haha I cant believe YOU still use your toaster!
 
BigDCo3 said...
Apr. 14, 2010 at 12:13 pm
I could really go for a taoster strudel right now, but I really liked the haiku.
 
AmberRose said...
Apr. 2, 2010 at 6:19 pm
This is really funny!!! Please read some of my work and tell me what you think?!!!
 
icefaerie10111 said...
Apr. 1, 2010 at 10:36 am
haha, this is funny, I like it!
 
enchanted4yu said...
Mar. 30, 2010 at 10:42 pm
I love apples to apples!! I'll remember this for the next time I play!! Its awesome
 
. said...
Feb. 3, 2010 at 9:44 pm
hahahahaha
 
. replied...
Feb. 3, 2010 at 10:11 pm
oh, im sorry. i only meant to post one comment of hysterical laughter, not two. anyway...i love your poem, it's truly amazing. i will never look at my toaster in the same way again.
 
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