Sexy Toaster MAG

December 18, 2009
By Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi


I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace

II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected


The author's comments:
Ever play apples to apples? For sensual, I played toaster. And won.

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on Aug. 13 2010 at 4:17 pm
DiamondsIntheGrass GOLD, Martinsville, New Jersey
14 articles 1 photo 279 comments

Favorite Quote:
Worry is simply a misuse of the imagination.

were your playing funny versions or serious?  when i play im usually not allowed ot defend my choice, cuz that makes the judge biased.  but thats cool how you actually made a toaster sound sensual.

on Aug. 11 2010 at 6:23 pm
avantgarde GOLD, Stillwater, Minnesota
10 articles 0 photos 13 comments

Favorite Quote:
I write for the same reason I breathe...because if I didn't I would die. --Isaac Asimov

This is so adorable! And I love the quirky story behind this lovely haiku. Apples to Apples must be very inspiring :) Good job!

on Jul. 9 2010 at 4:32 pm
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
8 articles 0 photos 227 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
~Marvin the Paranoid Android (from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series)
Statistical analysis suggests that i am probably in tune with someone
(hahahahaha! I love this cause i'm never ever ever in tune >o

you must play interesting games at recess...=P

on Jul. 9 2010 at 1:42 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

The recess that opens up at 3am I think :P

on Jul. 9 2010 at 1:42 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

Haha, I dont really remember anymore, whip might have been one of them....

on Jul. 8 2010 at 7:00 pm
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
8 articles 0 photos 227 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
~Marvin the Paranoid Android (from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series)
Statistical analysis suggests that i am probably in tune with someone
(hahahahaha! I love this cause i'm never ever ever in tune >o

hahaha. this is funny. i'm not which recesses of your brain you pulled this from, but i love it.

on Jul. 7 2010 at 11:52 am
Imaginedangerous PLATINUM, Riverton, Utah
31 articles 0 photos 404 comments

:) Liked it.

 

Um... if you won with 'toaster', what did everyone else play?


on Jun. 9 2010 at 12:31 pm
pollorambo GOLD, Indianapolis, Indiana
12 articles 0 photos 18 comments

Favorite Quote:
there is a difference between knowledge & Intelligents

thats cool im not going to think of a toaster the same way 4 the rest of my life

on Jun. 6 2010 at 10:00 pm
xBaByGiRrL22x PLATINUM, Pearl River, New York
22 articles 0 photos 281 comments

Favorite Quote:
"The goal isn't to live forever, but create something that will."
"If you wanna go, baby let's go; if you wanna rock, I'm ready to roll.''
"No one ever said it'd be easy. They just said it'd be worth it." <3

~lol i luv thiss!~

Sarbear GOLD said...
on May. 17 2010 at 3:03 pm
Sarbear GOLD, Milan, Ohio
10 articles 4 photos 489 comments

Favorite Quote:
--Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
--When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes.

haha i love this poem!! i'll never think of toasters the same way again lol!! anyway, great job.  :)

on May. 15 2010 at 10:32 am
AmyMarie BRONZE, Lakeville, Minnesota
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ha mark twain would be proud.

on Apr. 22 2010 at 5:16 pm
ellyncannon PLATINUM, Mexia, Texas
29 articles 0 photos 204 comments

Favorite Quote:
That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
<3

well, im glad you care! haha I cant believe YOU still use your toaster!

on Apr. 20 2010 at 6:10 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

I'm sorry to have corrupted your breakfast experience... muahahaaa

on Apr. 20 2010 at 4:05 pm
ellyncannon PLATINUM, Mexia, Texas
29 articles 0 photos 204 comments

Favorite Quote:
That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
<3

haha. not very but this morning i couldn't even make waffles! it was TOO wierd!

on Apr. 19 2010 at 7:41 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

woah, how awkward was it to begin with? O_o hehe

on Apr. 19 2010 at 5:07 pm
ellyncannon PLATINUM, Mexia, Texas
29 articles 0 photos 204 comments

Favorite Quote:
That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
<3

hahaha. WOW! toasters... that just made my waffle making a LITTLE more awkward! but really, GREAT poem! hey maybe you could check out some of my stuff? Nice job!

BigDCo3 said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:13 pm
BigDCo3, Saugus, Massachusetts
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I could really go for a taoster strudel right now, but I really liked the haiku.

on Apr. 2 2010 at 6:19 pm
AmberRose SILVER, Richmond, Virginia
5 articles 0 photos 19 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Even Monkeys fall out of trees."

This is really funny!!! Please read some of my work and tell me what you think?!!!

on Apr. 1 2010 at 10:36 am
icefaerie10111 GOLD, Exeter, Rhode Island
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haha, this is funny, I like it!

on Mar. 30 2010 at 10:42 pm
enchanted4yu PLATINUM, Calabasas, California
24 articles 0 photos 103 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon"

I love apples to apples!! I'll remember this for the next time I play!! Its awesome


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