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How to Fail a Class

May 24, 2018
By Welderguy SILVER, Hartland, Wisconsin
Welderguy SILVER, Hartland, Wisconsin
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Materials:
An acre of procrastination
A truckload of no time
2 lifetimes of not doing your work
One whole crater of too many friends that want to hangout
And a dash of not believing in yourself


Directions:
First you’ll want to add the dash of not believing in yourself with the acre of procrastination, stir until you're Netflix asks if you're still watching.
Next you’ll want to add one of the two lifetimes of not doing your work and add it to the not believing in yourself and procrastination mixture.
Let it sit in the steaming hot crater of too many friends that want to hangout until it is nice and crispy on top.
Finally sprinkle the last lifetime of not doing your work. Best served every semester (For better taste you could add a dab of senioritis).



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