How in the whole entire universe did we cross paths?
Your very presence is the bane of my existence,
Always whining and moping and panicking,
How dare you inconvenience me and my daily life,
With dilemmas and issues of your own
I merely tolerate your company,
But just barely,
It’s absolutely draining to see your face,
It pains my ears to hear your warbled voice,
My soul is slowly being sapped day by day,
As you leech off my joy and merriment,
Begone from my world, undesirable being,
Enough of this charade,
For we are too different to understand each other,
This burning feeling to be set free from your morbid chains,
Shall be fulfilled today!
Until my next problem arises.