Hi, I’m Jaws
No, not really
It’s Jos actually
But Jaws is quirky and punny
Inspired by a 2012, 6th grade boy who used to bug my friend and me
Drawing comics of me as a shark named Jawslynne,
And Makenzie Cumberledge as a cucumber.

Hi, I’m Jaws
I enjoy eating cooked vegetables more than fruits,
And eat my fries with ranch and ketchup.
I adore dinosaur egg oatmeal
The one that leaves behind a cute little dinosaur candy
After it’s heated.
I put peanut butter and jelly on both slices of bread
And eat all the crust from a sandwich first.

Hi, I’m Jaws
I have a deep passion, love, and admiration
For all works of art.
I like to paint my nails yellow,
To have my own little personal sunshine.
I laugh so much at my own jokes
And make too many references from The Office, Parks and Rec, and Community.

Hi, I’m Jaws
I secretly love Pitbull,
And old country Taylor Swift.
I use to choreograph dances for talent shows
So I could maybe get recognized and end up on Disney Channel,
And I had a super cool “L8R H8R” T-shirt in 6th grade.

Hi, I’m Jaws
I laugh too easily,
And smile so often my laugh lines are already forming.
I have a Rottweiler named Nacho,
And I spoil him too much.
I don’t know how to ride a bike,
And I’m probably going to crash my first car.
I’m so awkward, I flush red at almost any attention.
But I sing off key and dance away my breath when I’m comfortable.

Hi, I’m Jos
Going to the dentist freaks me out so much,
I tense up and shake in my seat.
I constantly think about
All the ways I could die in every situation I’m in,
And I nearly have panic attacks
If I have to defend an argument to a class.

Hi, I’m Joselynne
I’m too nice, my heart is too pure
And I forgive all those who hurt me.
I love with no limits,
Push for positivity,
And I love who I am.