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Melanie
September 25, 2017
Melanie is a crybaby
Who sits alone in and plays in her dollhouse
She drinks only from her sippy cup
And rides the carousel at the fair
She falls in love with a stupid alphabet boy
So she has to wash her dirty mouth out with soap
She can ride bikes without the training wheels
So she threw herself a pity party
She plays tag, you're it
And eats milk and cookies
She thinks the blue boy needs to pacify the basic female dog
On the TV, she looks up to Mrs. Potato Head
And she's as crazy as the Mad Hatter
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