September 25, 2017
By Anonymous

Melanie is a crybaby

Who sits alone in and plays in her dollhouse

She drinks only from her sippy cupĀ 

And rides the carousel at the fair

She falls in love with a stupid alphabet boy

So she has to wash her dirty mouth out with soap

She can ride bikes without the training wheels

So she threw herself a pity party

She plays tag, you're it

And eats milk and cookies

She thinks the blue boy needs to pacify the basic female dog

On the TV, she looks up to Mrs. Potato Head

And she's as crazy as the Mad Hatter

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