Congratulations you just won first place in being a d*****bag!

You went from girl to girl in the matter of just a few days. Did you caress their faces the same way you caressed mine? Did you tell them they were the most beautiful thing you have laid eyes on, just like you fooled me?

Let’s talk about all those trips to the gym where you spend more time taking pictures of yourself rather than working out. For someone who complains so much about wanting bigger arms and abs, you really don’t work for it. Now that’s what I call an attention seeker!

Oh and don't even get me started on what you post on social media. You're so brave for taking pictures of the drugs and alcohol you stole from your father, I’m truly moved!

You must be exhausted after brilliantly playing this ignorant character, how did you do it? Now come up here and receive your prize; Loneliness, hatred, and no love.