“Hey Past how’s it going?” asked Future.
“Terrible. Billy’s dog died and Johnny just caused a school shooting.” said Past.
“How about you?” asked Past.
“Well I found out what the meaning of life may be.” said Future.

“What is it?” asked Past.
“The meaning of life is !@)%(@)$)@.” said Future
“What?” asked Past
“I said the meaning of life is @)#%(@%(@” said Future.
“How come you’re not telling me?” asked Past.
“Dang it! Something’s censoring me from saying it to you.” said Future.
“I think the answer to that question might perplex us too.” said Past.
“Well I also figured out what death is.” said Future

“What is it?” asked Past.
“Death is !(#!)#&$*! Oh come on!” yelled Future.
“I could’ve sworn I had the answer to that question what’s going on?!?!” yelled Future.
“I’ll tell you what’s going on.” said a mysterious voice.
“Who said that?” said Past and Future at the same time.
“It was me.” said Present.
“You see the answer to those questions is no one or thing knows.” said Present.
“It’s a question that even we cannot answer.” said Present.
“If you ask me it’s best we don’t find out the answer to those questions.” said Present.