One day
After the rain
I found a
Four leafed clover

Two days later the sky fell
And so did a tree
Right on my grandma

Don’t worry
She’s not dead
Yet

Two weeks later I got a new car
Used all of my savings
My brother drove it
Into a lake

Four weeks later and I had my breakthrough role
See it in three months in theatres near you
And I was to play the most important role
Kim Kardashian’s a**

A month later- my dog got cancer
They had to put him down
Turns out there was a confusion with the syringes
So he got vaccinated for rabies first

She died that summer
My first love
I was suppose to spread her ashes
Over the valley we got married it
I slipped though
Now she lies to rest in the McDonald’s parking lot

Luck
I laugh at the word now
Not a happy laugh
Just the sad, semi delusional kind

F*** is more like it
Ya four leafed liar