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The Stuffing Lady
Once upon a time there was a really
skinny kitty on the street.
The really skinny kitty had no meat.
The skinny kitty wanted to eat,
but the kitty was homeless
and had dirty feet.
Then a little old lady saw the kitty and said
YOU'RE TOO SKINNY KITTY! and took the kitty home.
When she got home she named the kitty Skitty.
Skitty the kitty was so itty bitty
So the little old lady opened some meat.
Then the itty bitty Skitty sprang on her feet.
She fed Skitty all the meat and
they both had a good night sleep.
The next morning the little old
lady saw Skitty and said
SKITTY!YOU’RE STILL SKINNY!
and made Skitty eat five
cans of chopped meat.
Skitty yowled from being stuffed
with her belly so wide but she was tough.
Skitty the skinny kitty wasn’t so skinny
from her head the her feet
But Skitty was tired and went to sleep.
Once again the little old lady and Skitty woke up
and the little old lady said,
YOU'RE STILL TOO SKINNY KITTY!
She through a 12 lb turkey in the oven.
Skitty the kitty was smelling and loven.
Then Skitty realized she will get stuffed
Skitty the kitty had enough.
Skitty ran away far from the little old lady
The little old lady was only getting ready for Thanksgiving!
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Feed your kitties! but not too much....