Hi my name is 30 second Tom
this message may take twice as long
there are things i may repeat
so i suggest you take a seat

My momma always tells me
that it doesn't matter what they world may see
that it doesn't matter what the world may thing
that me and her have a special link

I wasn't born this way
I was normal till that fateful day
my car had crashed
my head was completely bashed

the doctors had said
that i would have to remain in bed
that everything i remember about my past
are the only memories that will last

nut nothing they could say
would bring me to dismay
because it doesn't matter what the world may think
momma and i have a special link