How are you, good day!? Good day, how are you?! Don't look at me in dismay! I know you do not know me; I know we have just met... but I'd like to be friends! Hey, are we friends yet?! Do you want to hangout? Where will we meet? Do you want to go skating, and then get something to eat? What do you say? We can't be together?! Well the how about we move away, and be close for ever and ever, because I love you friend! Hey, why do you shout? "Let go of me" you say!? Well I won't without a doubt! You cannot leave me friend! The police won't be here that soon! I love you, I love you! Can't you see my heart swoon? You won't go, I'll keep you as a hostage for life! I know, I'll get you to marry me... then... I'll be your wife!
Creepy New Friend
October 8, 2012