Have you ever been around a young boy?
True tiredness never describes him
More likely words like destroy and annoy
Some days all I ever hear is "Jim, Jim"

Have you ever been around a young boy?
My brother John has a decoy
To destroy and annoy
But overall he is full of cunning and coy

Have you ever been around a young boy?
John's normal day is soot and dirt
I love when he tries to assert
Don't yell or I will feel hurt

Have you ever been around a young boy?
Always loves to play,always loves his toys
John's normal day is playful, peppy, and perky
He is by no means pokey, just usually okey-dokey

Have you ever been around a young boy?
John is never lazy, just CRAZY! CRAZY!
My life would be so lonely
If not for my one and only

Have you ever been around a young boy?
He is not sluggish
I would never throw him to the rubbish
My baby brother John will always bring me loads of JOY!