That Guy

February 6, 2012
By Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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“Hey, you’ve heard of that guy, haven’t you?” asked the other guy.
“Oh, yes, I have,” replied I.
“Well, did you hear what he did to my-”. The man broke off as something landed in his eye.
“Aye, I heard what he did to your slice of pie”.
Fishing it out of his eye, the other guy asked, “Surely, with this you won’t let him get by?”.
“Oh, never had the thought never crossed my mind”.
“Well then, what will you do to this man who tampers with all desserts, wonderful and fine?”.
Without hesitation, I answered, “That guy has to die”.
“What guy?” asked the dog, lying on his rug by the hearth.


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Relondo BRONZE said...
on Jul. 1 2012 at 10:21 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!

hypermagical said...
on Jul. 1 2012 at 8:32 pm
hypermagical, Indianapolis, Indiana
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Favorite Quote:
You can quote me on that.

This is hilarious, and the ending is so unexpected. XD

Relondo BRONZE said...
on Mar. 7 2012 at 9:14 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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For some people, it just clicks, and for others, it's nonsense.

 


on Mar. 7 2012 at 9:11 pm
TimmyTiger GOLD, Somewhere, Indiana
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Favorite Quote:
"It's time to nut up, or shut up." - Woodey Harrelson "Zombieland"

After reading the comments, I finally got it. Lol very puzzling

Relondo BRONZE said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 9:02 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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Lower posts explain the poem :)

on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:48 pm
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM, Lothlorien, Utah
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Favorite Quote:
Boredom instigates extreme creativity.
~Amoniel

"Bowing gratefully to all of my subjects, 'thank you. Thank you. The pleasure is mine." Nah, I'm just kidding. We're all kings together.'"
~Thesilentraven

Haha :)

 


on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:46 pm
futurenovelista SILVER, Staatsburg, New York
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Favorite Quote:
"But I being poor have only my dreams...I place my dreams at your feet. Tread softly for you tread on my dreams." -Yeats

I didn't understand it but idk...i think i might just love it!!!

Relondo BRONZE said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:44 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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Thanks!

(Need at least ten characters to post. That's why this is here!)


on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:39 pm
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM, Lothlorien, Utah
44 articles 16 photos 2216 comments

Favorite Quote:
Boredom instigates extreme creativity.
~Amoniel

"Bowing gratefully to all of my subjects, 'thank you. Thank you. The pleasure is mine." Nah, I'm just kidding. We're all kings together.'"
~Thesilentraven

Awesome! :D This totally reminds me of my Ta Dida Da series :D

Relondo BRONZE said...
on Mar. 5 2012 at 8:20 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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It's a joke. The last line doesn't rhyme. Kinda underwhelming, I know.

NickyJ BRONZE said...
on Mar. 4 2012 at 10:04 pm
NickyJ BRONZE, Hyde Park, New York
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Favorite Quote:
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.” ~Robert Frost

I totally don't understand this at all XD

I can't help but try to wrap my brain around it.

Or maybe you intended it to make no sense and thats just the genius behind it? Puzzling...


Relondo BRONZE said...
on Feb. 12 2012 at 8:42 pm
Relondo BRONZE, None, Virginia
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Where he says "never had the thought never crossed my mind" there isn't supposed to be a second never. But I don't think I can edit work that's already up.


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