That Guy

February 6, 2012
“Hey, you’ve heard of that guy, haven’t you?” asked the other guy.
“Oh, yes, I have,” replied I.
“Well, did you hear what he did to my-”. The man broke off as something landed in his eye.
“Aye, I heard what he did to your slice of pie”.
Fishing it out of his eye, the other guy asked, “Surely, with this you won’t let him get by?”.
“Oh, never had the thought never crossed my mind”.
“Well then, what will you do to this man who tampers with all desserts, wonderful and fine?”.
Without hesitation, I answered, “That guy has to die”.
“What guy?” asked the dog, lying on his rug by the hearth.

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hypermagical said...
Jul. 1, 2012 at 8:32 pm
This is hilarious, and the ending is so unexpected. XD
Relondo replied...
Jul. 1, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
Relondo said...
Mar. 7, 2012 at 9:14 pm

For some people, it just clicks, and for others, it's nonsense.


Timpani_Queen said...
Mar. 7, 2012 at 9:11 pm
After reading the comments, I finally got it. Lol very puzzling
futurenovelist1577 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Mar. 5, 2012 at 8:46 pm
I didn't understand it but idk...i think i might just love it!!!
Relondo replied...
Mar. 5, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Lower posts explain the poem :)
IamtheshyStargirl said...
Mar. 5, 2012 at 8:39 pm
Awesome! :D This totally reminds me of my Ta Dida Da series :D
Relondo replied...
Mar. 5, 2012 at 8:44 pm


(Need at least ten characters to post. That's why this is here!)

IamtheshyStargirl replied...
Mar. 5, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Haha :)


NickyJ said...
Mar. 4, 2012 at 10:04 pm

I totally don't understand this at all XD

I can't help but try to wrap my brain around it.

Or maybe you intended it to make no sense and thats just the genius behind it? Puzzling...

Relondo replied...
Mar. 5, 2012 at 8:20 pm
It's a joke. The last line doesn't rhyme. Kinda underwhelming, I know.
Relondo said...
Feb. 12, 2012 at 8:42 pm
Where he says "never had the thought never crossed my mind" there isn't supposed to be a second never. But I don't think I can edit work that's already up.
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