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The Facebook Poem
I am waiting for the gray circle to turn green
I see that you’re not online yet
Suddenly, I hear that beep sound that remind me of you
It says that I have a Facebook message from…
Who? Not you.
But you are online.
Should I start the chat?
No, that will make you think that I’m too pushy
Then I see the green circle turn into a dialogue balloon
The beep and the sound of my keyboard while I type
Makes a wonderful harmony.
I just wish that there would be a topic generator
Because I just hate it when I don’t have anything to talk about.
I am afraid that the green circle will turn into
A crescent moon.
I have more confidence when I tell you things on chat
We had lots of LOLs and smiley emoticons
I can be the angel and you can be the devil
We also have some sharks, penguins, and random heads
Bun when you type LOL, are you really laughing?
Because I am.
We are officially Farmtown addicts.
From taking care of horses and bunnies to plowing each other’s farms,
We are farm buddies
I can even cook you something good at the Cafe World
But when midnight comes in, I always say
Actually, I’m not off yet
But you are no longer online
I am still typing up a message that you will not see
I don’t want to send it through message
I don’t want you to know about it.
Sometimes I just feel a little jealous
When you are talking to someone Wall to Wall
There is a wall between us
I tried to poke you, but it didn’t work
I tried to come up with a cool status
That is worthy of your attention
There, I already shared it, hoping that it would show on your News Feed.
Then, I got a notification saying that you liked my status
Seriously, I would never write a
We-should-have-a-dislike-button petition to Facebook
Because I already know who I want to click that like button to.
Did you see your homepage yet?
It’s your birthday!
I gave you a virtual dog as a gift.
I even invited you to a concert.
Yes, we are confirmed guests
We are attending this event.
And even if you are not the star of that concert,
You are a star to me
I am your biggest Facebook fan.