I was born on July 21, 1994 in the Cozad Community Hospital.

This is when you need to go buy a bottle.

Weighing in at 10 pounds 10 ounces.

I was just a wee bit bigger than a mouse.

When I was like only 8 months old my parents split the sheets got a divorced and moved apart.

I was only just a little fart.

My mom got me with full custody.

Didn’t this just put me into jeopardy?

Before long I had a little half sister.

You don’t know how much I wish my mom would of miss carried her.

I get to see my dad every other weekend.

And before long even that will come to an end.

Here I am still today.

Of course I was happy all day until I got home and then it became one of those days.

Only if some people knew that I am this tough.

I have only one question why does life have to be this rough?

Well this poem here is only a little explanation of my life.

Now if you were a guy reading this wouldn’t you just love to be my wife?