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This morning I had a cockroach
for breakfast.

I make them deep-fried
so the outside is crisp and crunches under
my teeth,
while the center remains a plump,
luscious serving of squashy goodness.

I always eat them whole,
popping their bite-sized,
defenseless bodies into my mouth,
rubbing the tip of my tongue
across their exoskeleton,
teasing my taste buds,
before chomping down into screaming
ecstasy.

One I was told that
the fat of their bodies was filled with
uric acid,
or pee in disguise. I said,
“If so, pee never tasted so sweet.”
I cannot think of anything better
than the satisfaction I get
from consuming and destroying
a critter who once made me shiver.

Being at the top of the food chain,
never felt so good.

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.




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Athena19This teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. said...
Jan. 3, 2012 at 11:33 pm
this is awesome! I LOVE the yucky imagery!!
 
Nick5 said...
Nov. 23, 2011 at 2:23 pm
HAHA! Keep making stuff like that and you will become a millionare.
 
burgerman said...
Sept. 25, 2011 at 4:51 pm

i just read this in the current issue.  I knew I'd love when I saw the title.  YOU GOT STYLE, BRO.

I'm going to put my analysis on a deeper level later.

 
green_eyes17 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Sept. 5, 2011 at 8:45 pm
This just makes me laugh. Very well written. 
 
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