Secret Admirer

February 10, 2011
By mickeycat BRONZE, Franklin, Massachusetts
mickeycat BRONZE, Franklin, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. -George Carlin

One morning I woke up and looked
Outside my bedroom window, where
An elephant, big and fat and grey
Was staring back and standing there.

"Excuse me, sir," I said to him,
That elephant standing by my tree,
"But that is my garden you're standing in
And my flowers are dying, as you can see."

He looked at me and blinked his eyes
Which were quite large and bright and blue.
He said, "I am quite sorry, ma'am,
But I was only admiring you."

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