If life were a game. . .

February 5, 2011
By Anonymous

If life were a game I'd lose all the pieces.

If life were a game I'd eat up the rules like Snickers bars.

If life were a game I wouldn't want to play.

If life were a game I'd turn it over and dump it [out] just so [that] I could start over again.

If life were a game I'd break the board and throw it away [in a fit of rage and frustration] then sue the person who made it.

If life were a game I'd find my own way to play.

If life were a game I'd promise to always play fair and finish the game [that I started].


The author's comments:
It is a fun and silly way to express how life can drive you crazy in such a hilarious way.

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