Pick Up Lines

I’ve got no pick up lines,
But if I told you, you had a nice body
Would you hold it against me?
What if I asked you if you were a
Parking ticket??
Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!!!

I’ve got no pick up lines,
But did you have lucky charms for breakfast??
Because you’re lookin’ magically delicious…
What if I asked you if you knew Karate?
Because you body’s kickin’!

I’ve got no pick up lines,
But I didn’t know that angels flew so low!
Is your last name Campbell??
Cause you’re mm mm good!
I honestly don’t know what is prettier today,
The water, the sky, or your eyes!

I’ve got no pick up lines,
But did you hear that??
The ocean wants you do join me for a drink!
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving
Notice that I’ve noticed you noticing me!
Baby your eyes are bluer then the Atlantic Ocean,
And I’m lost at sea!!

I’ve got no pick up lines,
But if I could rearrange the alphabet,
I’d put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s,
You would me a McGorgeous…
Did the sun just come up?
Or are you just looking at me??

I’ve got no pick up lines,
But if you were a booger,
I’d pick you first!
I must be a snowflake,
Because I’ve fallen for you!!
I think someone needs to call the cops!!
Because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!





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